I hate routine.
It makes relationships get old and boring after a while.
thewholebobexperience asked: So I saw you reblogged my shot glass present, she also got me a shirt that says, "Dude. You got some artz on you." :D I love friends who get my obsession with lost.
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
taylorintinkertown asked: Hey Jessie!! Thank you for tellin me that it made me feel better! hopefully i'll see ya'll soon :)
Anonymous asked: You say 'make him have sex with me' like it's a bad thing.
I would look so good in sexy lingerie.
4 shots later
and I am three sheets to the wind or four.. possibly five. I’m not that drunk yet.
Anonymous asked: start drinking now, put on something hot or sexy and jump him after he is home for about 5 minutes.
I'm off today.. home alone.
What better time to get drunk?? My husband gets home in 2 hours.. that’s plenty of time to get sloshed and try to grope him and make him have sex with me after he walks through the front door. I am the greatest wife.
I'm home alone.
Stuck at the house. Bored out of my mind. So, why not ask me some questions - Anon or not.. whatever you want.. I’ll answer completely honestly. :)
My hairs are growing on me..
HAA HAA HAA.. ha. ..but no, seriously. The brunette at first was like WHOA… then it was just like whoa. ..now it’s just like, alright, I can work this.
It's quite a shame my webcam is being a jerk...
because I am officially a brunette. and I look damn good.
I hate getting my hopes up so high, feeling like...
then getting them smashed like a bug almost immediately.
I'm so sleepy.
I don’t wanna go to work.