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howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via pizza)

Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.

One of my favorite lines from one of my scenes from one of my favorite movies.

(via ruckstaar)

This is the greatest thing ever

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"If two people are meant to be together, eventually they’ll find their way back."

- Chuck Bass (via wwonderfullovee)

(via workoutlivelove)

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

(via okpizza)

dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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(via okpizza)

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

Hah

(via bae-pls)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)